Got early to write up my check, to cash, came to work early, walked to Starbucks, line leading out of the entrance/exit… Can I just get some dolce before work? Is that so much to ask for? FML…
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you